CAN'T BE ARSED TO READ ABOUT THE WEATHER STICK YOUR HEAD OUT THE BLOODY WINDOW!
Good afternoon all so here's the weather for today. The Met office reports it's going to be a very warm and muggy to start to the day. Mainly dry,but cloud will thicken to bring showery rain by the afternoon. Some of this could be heavy and thundery. Very warm and humid, but much less hot than on Thursday (thank fuck for that). Maximum temperature 28 °C. This evening and tonight Staying cloudy with further outbreaks of rain. Again some of this could be heavy and possibly thundery, with hill fog in places. Slightly cooler than of late (Good my boobs might not stick to the bed sheets tonight). Minimum temperature 18 °C.
DON'T BE A DICK GUYS!!!
Again it's too hot to be leaving dogs in hot cars and even walking them, I've just read a story in national news about Speedy the Greyhound who his currently fighting for his life after his body temperature reached over 43 °C. Despite warnings all over social media and in the news the the dickhead, professional dog walker hired by his owner somehow thought it would be a great idea to take Speedy on a lunchtime walk with a bunch of other dogs crammed in a van. My heart goes out to Speedy's owner and I wish the poor furbaby a full and speedy recovery.
SIGNS TO LOOK OUT FOR IF YOUR DOG MAY BE SUFFERING FROM HEATSTROKE:
• excessive panting and/or thirst
• barking or whining
• very red gums
• drooling more than usual
• rapid heart rate
• lethargy, staggering, weakness or collapsing
• vomiting or diarrhoea
NOW FOR THE TRAFFIC:
Highways England reports that there is congestion on the A52 eastbound between the junctions with the A6011 and the A46. Normal traffic conditions are expected between 14:00 and there are currently delays of 15 minutes against expected traffic.
Can't be arsed to give a full roadworks report as it's the same as yesterday, if you really need to know read yesterday's goddamn blog.
Drive safe all and don't be a dick.